Pit stop at home, just finished the Irish leg of the tour and currently recharging and repacking (hopefully more smarter) at my place in Dundalk. Flying to Portugal tomorrow.
Here's a sample of random quotes of the past week:
(In da Club, Dublin)
Eric: "What the hell, man! Those two are salsa dancing! To Hip Hop! Stupid idiots. They made me spill my drink two times now!"
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(me and eric watching Marty at the edge of the Dance Floor)
Eric: "I know Chow needs a wing man right now... but... there is no WAY Im going in there. Its not going to be me.."
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(later on)
Marty: "Hey so what do you guys think?"
Noli: "um.. 4 maybe 5ish"
Eric: "Well maybe a 5.5"
Marty: "What theres no way! Im not talking about the friend"
Noli: "Oh we are not either, shes a 2"
Marty: "Snap! Snap-Snap! Thats bullshit! Shes at least a 7"
Eric: "We'll give you a generous 5.5... round up to 6"
Marty: "Thats crap... give me your camera, Im going to take a picture, you mutha fuckers.."
Noli: "Go ahead, you'll see tomorrow morning"
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(Eric looking out, as we drive through the Irish Country side)
Eric: "Now I can understand why Irelands color is Green. Actually they dont have any creativity, its bloody green absolutely everywhere..."
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(More driving conversation)
Marty: "Hey its says here Van Morrison is Irish. Hes Irish?"
Eric: "Van Morrison? I guess so. Hey... do you think his first name is Van?"
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(Giants Causeway, sight seeing)
Noli: "So we going to climb up there?"
Eric: "Might as well. We need to work off the Fish and Chips and deep fried twix chocolate bar. I need to watch rolling my ankles though "
Marty: "OHWWW! Fuck!" [Marty promptly rolls his ankle]
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(Morning after night out in Belfast)
Noli : "Id say most of the girls were 7s last night. Thats why you [Marty] didnt magically lose your memory."
Eric: "Well except for the girl in the pink. She was a 5. Actually I was surprised you [Marty] didnt try to hit that"
Marty: "Yeah me too.."
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