Ive been away from Ireland for over a month now... and after the forced duration of listening to the shit which is Vancouver radio (OMG, I got tired of the same songs playing over and over again on every Vancouver station, in like 3 days of being there... holla if ya here me, peeps), and after getting confused by my cluelessness of Louisiana / Texas / Arkansas / Mississippi radio... Ive realized that Ive been really really really REALLY missing listening to Radio One every morning. The breakfast show with Chris Moyles is absolutely brilliant...
if you dont believe me... take a listen to this little tidbit... - on chinese takeout.
L to the Muthafuckin OL...
PS... Still eating well. Had a fried shrimp Po Boy today... nutritious and delicious..
Monday, January 23, 2006
Sunday, January 22, 2006
The Deep South
Blackened Catfish Creole. Deep-fried Crawfish tails. BBQ Jumbo Shrimp. Aligator and Chicken Gumbo. Bread Pudding. Im in Nachitoches, Lousiana; it rules. Freakin no wonder why almost everyone here tips the scales at over 300lbs, or has cute girl F.I.T. syndrome(Fat in training, think Britney Spears, post baby... I see these girls as often as Rainbows on Davie St. Such a shame really) But yeah... the food is profoundly G. U. D., gud. Next I think Im gonna try grits... whatever that is.
I do get the stares though. They dont know what to make of me, the wierd asiany dude in the Adidas track jacket and PF Flyers. And I feel like in some movie, like ... I dont know... The Waterboy. Ive always thought these forced accents in Hollywood were exagerations... but nuh-huh... hells no... accurate as digital callipers y'all.
Other than that... I kinda feel like Im in Prince George... ie... Full size trucks are the only acceptible mode of transportation. Only difference of course, here, an over abundance of Lil Jon clones..
I do get the stares though. They dont know what to make of me, the wierd asiany dude in the Adidas track jacket and PF Flyers. And I feel like in some movie, like ... I dont know... The Waterboy. Ive always thought these forced accents in Hollywood were exagerations... but nuh-huh... hells no... accurate as digital callipers y'all.
Other than that... I kinda feel like Im in Prince George... ie... Full size trucks are the only acceptible mode of transportation. Only difference of course, here, an over abundance of Lil Jon clones..
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Stockholm Syndrome
Let me start off today with a hypothetical... if one of your friends started ti, inexplicably, rock some new style, like a porn moustache or acid wash jeans, for example, you would probably say something right? Like "Dude, what the feck are you thinking?" or better yet "You rule!". Thats what good friends do, youd think.
I bring it up because Ive kinda played an experiment myself this past few weeks... since New Years Eve Ive been sporting a faux-euro-mullet. Longer in the back styles, noticably. And heres the thing, no one has said shit... complete and utter ambivalence, it boggles the mind. I mostly did it to fool around, as a self dare, to one up Marty on his chickening out from the Bruce Lee Haircut attempt. No one has said anything though... It must be that I make this shit look good.
I bring it up because Ive kinda played an experiment myself this past few weeks... since New Years Eve Ive been sporting a faux-euro-mullet. Longer in the back styles, noticably. And heres the thing, no one has said shit... complete and utter ambivalence, it boggles the mind. I mostly did it to fool around, as a self dare, to one up Marty on his chickening out from the Bruce Lee Haircut attempt. No one has said anything though... It must be that I make this shit look good.
Thursday, January 05, 2006
Still Here
Hi. Happy New Year.
I was suppose to fly back today.
I missed my flight though.
YES.
In the span of 30 minutes yesterday morning, due to work issues, I went from going home to Ireland, to staying and fly to Japan from Vancouver.. to going home to Ireland again, to finally flying to Louisiana from Vancouver in a couple weeks. And the week aint over yet... things may still be shuffled still.
Major hauls for the Xmas season: Lost Season 1 DVD, which I already have, so will trade in for Sin City and Into the Blue, aka, the Alba package (Alba in a bikini for an ENTIRE movie, are you freakin kidding me? That shit sells itself. If it werent for Brian O'Conner's involvement, we are talkin 100 Million plus blockbuster, easy. ). Really disappointed though that I went a "O-for" on my Christmas wish list. No cashmere socks, no tumble time tigger, no nothin. What a scam... what a total scam. Its not like I was asking for much. So I take it back, all women are nutjobs, across the board, no doubts, sprinkled with a dash of evil {Haha.. nervious laugh.}
I did get my Ride Havoc 159 though... with the Transformer Metroplex as deck art. I may be the biggest poser ever on a snowboard, by far... but really isnt it all about lookin fly? Like if your going to be a poser.. do it full tilt. The more you suck at something, the more overtly lookin good and decked out you have to be. Thats my rule. Im like the personification of Hongerized Honda Civics...
I was suppose to fly back today.
I missed my flight though.
YES.
In the span of 30 minutes yesterday morning, due to work issues, I went from going home to Ireland, to staying and fly to Japan from Vancouver.. to going home to Ireland again, to finally flying to Louisiana from Vancouver in a couple weeks. And the week aint over yet... things may still be shuffled still.
Major hauls for the Xmas season: Lost Season 1 DVD, which I already have, so will trade in for Sin City and Into the Blue, aka, the Alba package (Alba in a bikini for an ENTIRE movie, are you freakin kidding me? That shit sells itself. If it werent for Brian O'Conner's involvement, we are talkin 100 Million plus blockbuster, easy. ). Really disappointed though that I went a "O-for" on my Christmas wish list. No cashmere socks, no tumble time tigger, no nothin. What a scam... what a total scam. Its not like I was asking for much. So I take it back, all women are nutjobs, across the board, no doubts, sprinkled with a dash of evil {Haha.. nervious laugh.}
I did get my Ride Havoc 159 though... with the Transformer Metroplex as deck art. I may be the biggest poser ever on a snowboard, by far... but really isnt it all about lookin fly? Like if your going to be a poser.. do it full tilt. The more you suck at something, the more overtly lookin good and decked out you have to be. Thats my rule. Im like the personification of Hongerized Honda Civics...
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