Cowboy up

If there is one particular type of movie that I have no interest in seeing, more so than overt Chick flicks (fried red potatoes, ya-ya sisterhood of travelling pants, mirrors of a geishas)... it would have be gay cowboy romance movies. AKA Brokeback Mountain. Really I have nothing against it, apart from the very reality that it will be snoring out loud boring, so I plan to avoid it like Pearl Harbor. Interesting enough though, I have heard that there have been some strong elements mixed in to make it okay for straight male sucker p-whipped boyfriends to attend.... and its a really good one: Anne Hathaway goes topless. Wow. Yeah I know, thats the Princess from the Princess Diaries. Hmmm... i think it just got upgraded to "rent it on DVD and Fast forward to good scenes" status. (And girls dont dare shake your head in disgust, I know its been done by yous, namely with Solaris, to see George Clooneys bare ass.)

So its good to be back home... It warranted blasting Muse - Hysteria super LOUD....

so far pretty chill... apart from having to sleep on a couch. hmpfh..

I have a new number for while Im in Vancouver, I got a Fido Sim card for my Vodafone... 778-859-8574, give me a shout to say hi, and forgive me if Im slow to call peeps..

Theyre Back

Its my boys again. They are BACK... Feckya... and that guy is still playing Videogames.

1 more day till I come home. Pray with me that I get upgraded to Business Class. I dont like it back there anymore... it sucks "Ho Ho Ho!!!"

Its been a long December...

and theres reason to believe maybe this year will be better than the last.

So I just heard Hermes is the newest Xtscene.com photographer... lucky freakin bastard! Hermes you are blessed brah... my boy is actually allowed and even encouraged to take pictures of hot drunk girls in Vancouver clubs wearing nothing but tank tops and denim belts. Dude... if you need a sub during your Japan hiatus... me and Jin will be in like a fat kid on a smartie...

So here are some photos from France..

Oh la la..

Just got back from a week in France, and Ive set a personal best (or worst) of 8 straight days of being drunk. I know it doesnt sound like me... but these Irish lads, who would of thought they drank so much. It got so bad that our work group were too hungover yesterday (Thursday) and were too unfit for a trip to san sebestian... disgustingly bad form. Not going to San Sebestian because you are too sick, even though you are only 1.5 hours away in Mimizan; SO very unresponsible. Its like skipping out on a free dinner at Mortons because you already got too full eating at White Spot.

Anyways.. I just got home and the France trip was tres bon, but also I am tres tired of daily selections of cheese. Ill write more this weekend, but just wanted to make a quick commment on todays World Cup Groupings, while its still Fresh in my mind:

-Loving that the US got stuck in a group with Czech Republic and Italy. Not to mention my adopted African home of Ghana... Id be surprised if US scored a goal. Marty has this theory that the US will win the World Cup because theyll end up buying one. Well Marty also thinks his head isnt big as Andre the Giants...

My heart is with Ghana, but they are in tough with that group.

My other teams this time around: Spain, Portugal as always, and add to that Sweden. Only because they have some of the hottest blonde chicks in the world. Italy would be there for the chick rule, but they get a total downgrade because Italian dudes are greasy slimy cocky bastards that wear skin tight jeans, and drive like as if venomous cobra was thrown into their car.

- Brazil is an easy pick, as well, but just like the old Jordan Bulls, too easy of a pick, and I dont want to look like or be associated with posers. Love em, but only if they werent so popular... There are only two types of Brazilan supporters... there are cool ones, who wear real Havaianas and have true connections to Brazil, and there are those that think Ronaldo is still the best player on that team (ie the posers. Hes Barely 4th Id say). Luckily, I have good friends that sell Cocunut drinks on Santos beach and my Havaianas are straight from Sao Paulo. Obrigado Renata. Im always in the cool group.

- Other teams I dont mind: Holland, Czech Republic, Argentina and Iran (because its the home of the Iron Sheik)

- Teams I could never ever EVER root for: Germany, USA.

My next mission impossibly goal: somehow make it to the World Cup next June in Germany.

Beeerkeepoer Pub doowntpwn DUndaalk

Its Deccember. Oh my. I was suppiose to do work all throgh danight tonight, cuz Im really under pressure wid working stufffs, olyn dua weeks of work left in the 20045 like; with a trip to Bordeaux prenchy in between. Instead I went out for thursty thursdays pints with alcoholic Irish who can drink as if they have hollow legs.... stupid, stupid stupid.

Anyways tow more weeeks.. Remind me to keeep off this ting when next time styless, I cnat belive I actually remembed my passurrwrd for logouut. af ew pints of Erdinger... plus a shot of Tekquillah must bee good for memmorizing. Goooto bed nOli..

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