The List

So its Amerricun Thanksgiving week, which means the Oprah My Favorite things show is out, which marks again another year of the female audience jumping / screaming / crying insanely, displaying unreal "overacting" levels of spasm, like a baby who just spat out a pacifier, all really for something stupid like oprah gifting a panini press (you know the story, because all women are lunatics). And to be honest, this years list was pretty shit too. High Fashion Mu-mu fat people clothes? Uggs? A fridge with a LCD screen? Well let me backtrack, that actually is cool. but.. Josh Groban CD? Comeon... I truly was expecting more quality. Its sounds to me like a injury plagued off year for Oprah, must be the South African school scandal that has her not on her 'A' game.

What it means then is that its a good time to publish my annual Christmas wish list. And mine is better than Oprahs. Even though I wont be in Vancouver this xmas, just buy these things for me anyways, and Ill manage to pick it up sometime when Im over next... not to worry...

Also this is an active growing list. Things might add to it as I think of them.. like for example when I decide which next pair of shoes I want...

-Bodum Bora Bora Tea Press . Ive been living in Ireland for almost 4 years now, where they have tea 4 times a day. So I need a cool ass tea pot. And this one is double wall.

-Adagios Tea, Rooibos Cinnamon Apple. I need tea for that pot too. Gourmet South African Tea.. its the only way I roll.

- Banana Republic Cashmere Earmuffs. If you are going to get earmuffs... might as well get cashmere ones. I could rock these.

-- Paul Smith Dog Cuff Links. Actually what i really want is a Pimp "Spinners" cuff links, but I dont think they exists, or at least google says so.

-30" Apple Cinema Display. Ill even accept a 20" one, so I can marry it with a wall mount and a track ball, and install it beside the toilet, for safe internet use, while dropping a deuce.

-Kryptonite.

-Bose Quiet Comfort 3. I already have pretty good noise cancellation Sennheiser ones, but I cant let Jill have a pair and me not have them. No way...

- Luggage. By Tumi.

- Tee Shirt. A sweet ass t shirt that hopefully wont be dated anytime soon.

- The newest Lady Killer.

- The best Stand up arcade game of all time

- Karate Kid Special Edition DVD

- New Camera. I want this so bad. Along with a Canon 24-105mm f4/L IS USM Lens.

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