Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Two more days till...

My most frequented webpage, by far, is ESPN Page 2. I have included an excerpt to illustrate why it is so brilliant; here are parts of a quiz found on the site today: (Summer Olympics Theme, too, so two birds, one stone, considering the close proximity and all)

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Multiple Choice:

What is the best film ever made about the Olympics?
A. Miracle
B. Chariots of Fire
C. Prefontaine
D. Cool Runnings
E. Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story, starring AC Slater

Answer: E

What is the worst film ever made about the Olympics?
A. Personal Best
B. Running Brave
C. Golden Girl
D. American Anthem
E. Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story, starring AC Slater

Answer: E


Tie Breaker Essay:
Send an composition of 2,000 words or more on each of topics below. All answers must be handwritten. Please enclose a $5,000 entry fee with your submission.

1. Team USA Men's Basketball will not medal at Athens. Explain why. Use the following to support your answer; no defensive intensity, no half-court passing, and the total inability to hit jumpers against the zone.

2. The Modern Pentathlon, shooting, fencing, swimming, cross-country running and equestrian show-jumping, is outdated. The following will comprise the new, Postmodern Pentathlon; Golden Tee, EA Madden NFL 2005, Tony Hawk's Pro-Skater, Halo for Xbox and Fantasy Football. Explain why.

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tears of joy folks...

In a future post, maybe I will highlights the merits of ebaum website (piss your pants funny), and the most important resource ever known to man, imdb.com.

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