Rosse Buurt

Okay, yesterday I was in Amsterdam, and I accomplished something insanely big (huge) and highly notable... something almost damn near impossible to do, elephant through the eye of a needle type impossibilities... I didnt go to the Red Light District. Repeat, in Amsterdam, ate Fritz with Mayonaise, walked the Canals, but didnt go to the red light district and everything that comes with. This is like David Hasselhoff going to Germany and choosing not to sing. Doing something like this just HAS to rank high on the scale of scales. It must... granted, I do realized its uncomfortably obscure, like eating 50 hotdogs in 12 minutes. Why? It sounds pointless, stupid, wasteful, even retarded... but sometimes somethings need to be tried. Sometimes, we must test ourselves...

Hellssss no way Im doing that again, though. Red light is afterall so naturally soothing to the senses...

Oh a belated note, congratulations to Marty and his buddy Sherwin with their "White Castle" movie coming out last weekend. Pursue that Mo fo, and sue their asses for not being compensated on violations for likeness rights, being the obvious artistic basis and character basis for the movie's slope-eyed-yellow-oriental and coming-from-terrorist-based-country central characters and therefore being true owners of the intellectual property. Recognize...

n.