Mykonos + 1 day

(Writers Note, I started this post in Greece, but didnt find the time to finish it, so Im polishing it off from the confines of my Irish couch. So its really not the same)

-Im in Mykonos with 3 friends, Australian girls (okay this is the part when Morris goes crazy again and starts invisioning porn plots, his ultimate fantasy) 3 girls..which I must admit is almost minimum requirement, in Mykonos unless youre gay. Not that Mykonos is totally Gay... but it kinda is. Which is fine, Im okay with that, but its so much easier to avoid dudes giving you googly eyes when are with girls. Let alone 3. So lets just consider it safer in numbers. Cuz you never know when you accidently end up at a gay beach. A nudie one.

-Met this one Canadian guy though that was a goof. And he was from Victoria... and he kept on saying "Im from Canada!" Argh... you tool. He was one of those guys. Giving Canadians a bad name. "Im from Canada!". Believe me, I can tell with the full on Roots kit youre wearing, jerk-wad. What made things worser (again, my word. worser, own it) was he also was one of those white guys that thinks he can dance awesome to hip hop, all Usher / JT styles.. but really he cant.. cuz he looks like a floppy loser going spastic. Almost there, but not quite refined, so in the end, really the result is idiot status. And spazzy, cuz he took up more than enough real estate with his footwork. Keep to yourself friend, dont violate the space. Yes he was one of those guys as well. He combined two "those guys" statuses. Unreal. I didnt like em and when he introduced himself to me in the bathroom... I told him I was from Ireland. The BATHROOM! I told Danni, Niki and Linda that there are some bad Canadians... like "that guy" guy.

- Just came from Santorini which was awesome... but Id have to say not the same anymore cuz Ive already seen it once, so I knew what to expect. Hmmm.. I didnt know how to feel about that at the time. This will probably be the closest I can ever complain about being in the Cyclades.

- 7 Hour layover in Athens. Arrive in Dublin midnight. ARGGGGHHHHHHH... will post photos later... but not much.. i didnt realize i had salt water spots on my lens... stupid gorgeous blue green sea...